大惊小怪，没有看过大蛇拉屎
碉堡了碉堡了{:1_292:}
此处民风开放不过 再嘴对那啥的 也要注意场合现场有那么多幼苗啊{:1_301:}
2人转也差不多这样
就是云南的嘛，应该是离昆明不远的某个县的口音，只是没词那几句有笑声，听不清
上嘴不亲亲下嘴！啊遛遛！
很久以前看过！很YD！呵呵
zzqzhangboy 发表于 2012-6-9 12:03 static/image/common/back.gif
真不懂
你还是处男？
shulei84 发表于 2012-6-14 10:17 static/image/common/back.gif
你还是处男？
他喜欢装处男。。。。。。{:1_303:}
shulei84 发表于 2012-6-14 10:17 static/image/common/back.gif
你还是处男？
天天被处理，天天是处男。
顶ZT的帖～
农夫山泉有点甜
比不上当年的《两个婆娘一个郎》
男：好吃不过矿泉水
啊溜溜
好亲不过姑娘嘴
啊溜溜
大腿中间有个包
啊溜溜
轻轻摸着就出水
啊溜溜
女：好吃不过矿泉水
啊溜溜
好亲不过姑娘嘴
啊溜溜
不会亲嘴我教你
啊溜溜
上嘴不亲亲下嘴
啊溜溜
男：从前亲嘴嘴对嘴
啊溜溜
如今亲嘴嘴逗腿
啊溜溜
妹妹能讲又会说
啊溜溜
快乐全靠两张嘴
啊溜溜
女：从前亲嘴嘴对嘴
啊溜溜
如今亲嘴奶对嘴
啊溜溜
大哥能吃又能喝
啊溜溜
紧紧抱着吸两嘴
啊溜溜
男：妹妹长的多苗条
啊溜溜
圆圆脸蛋多好瞧
啊溜溜
有处地方最好玩
啊溜溜
好玩那地还长毛
啊溜溜
女：妹妹长的多苗条
啊溜溜
你还想来把我嫖
啊溜溜
大哥是个坏东西
啊溜溜
好玩那地还长毛
啊溜溜
男：妹妹长的有点色
啊溜溜
那点好玩我认得
啊溜溜
好玩那点我告诉你
啊溜溜
你左洗右洗还在黑
啊溜溜
女：大哥长的黑又黑
啊溜溜
这种说法要不得
啊溜溜
脱开裤子我看看
啊溜溜
东西小了不合格
啊溜溜
男：妹妹长的多年轻
啊溜溜
和你玩耍最称心
啊溜溜
教你一个新动作
啊溜溜
胯子搬了会扯筋
啊溜溜
女：妹妹长的多年轻
啊溜溜
这个帅哥我称心
啊溜溜
得挨小哥搞合作
啊溜溜
称心头上加称心
啊溜溜
男：眼望妹妹笑眯眯
啊溜溜
找你半崖玩东西
啊溜溜
把你整了掉下崖
啊溜溜
给你做回土飞机
啊溜溜
女：眼望大哥笑眯眯
啊溜溜
你是那点怪东西
啊溜溜
看见小哥就想吐
啊溜溜
不会跟你做夫妻
啊溜溜
男：喜欢妹妹哥不丢
啊溜溜
妹妹爱我小斑鸠
啊溜溜
你来抱着亲一亲
啊溜溜
毛毛戳你美舌头
啊溜溜
女：喜欢小哥妹不丢
啊溜溜
不爱你的小斑鸠
啊溜溜
叫你唱歌好好唱
啊溜溜
你不害羞我害羞
啊溜溜
男：对不起来对不起
啊溜溜
小哥唱调得罪你
啊溜溜
唱首山歌送给妹
啊溜溜
祝你越长越美丽
啊溜溜
女：你一首来我一首
啊溜溜
山歌唱得多风流
啊溜溜
有缘千里来相会
啊溜溜
我们都是好朋友
啊溜溜
M: delicious, but mineral water
Ah yo
But a good pro-girl mouth
Ah yo
The middle of a pack thigh
Ah yo
Lightly touched on the water
Ah yo
Female: delicious, but mineral water
Ah yo
But a good pro-girl mouth
Ah yo
I teach you will not kiss
Ah yo
Do not kiss on the mouth under the mouth
Ah yo
M: mouth to mouth kiss the past
Ah yo
Now kiss mouth funny legs
Ah yo
Sister speak would say
Ah yo
Happy thanks to two mouths
Ah yo
Female: kiss mouth to mouth before
Ah yo
Now kiss on the mouth of milk
Ah yo
Big Brother eat it drink
Ah yo
Tightly holding the two suction mouth
Ah yo
Male: length of more slender sister
Ah yo
Look how good round face
Ah yo
Have the most fun place
Ah yo
It is also fun to Long Hair
Ah yo
Female: length of more slender sister
Ah yo
You want to put my whore
Ah yo
Big Brother is a bad thing
Ah yo
It is also fun to Long Hair
Ah yo
M: a little sister long color
Ah yo
I know that point fun
Ah yo
Fun that I told you
Ah yo
Wash Right Wash your left is still black
Ah yo
Women: long black and dark brother
Ah yo
This view objectionable
Ah yo
Torn off and pants I see
Ah yo
The failure of small things
Ah yo
Male: length of many young sister
Ah yo
And you play the most satisfactory
Ah yo
Teach you a new action
Ah yo
Hips will tear tendons child moved
Ah yo
Female: Length of many young sister
Ah yo
This handsome guy I Heart
Ah yo
Suffer the little brother out cooperation
Ah yo
Heart head plus the Heart
Ah yo
Male: Eyes Were Watching his sister smiling
Ah yo
Find something you play semi-cliff
Ah yo
The whole of the cliff you fall
Ah yo
Do you land the aircraft back
Ah yo
Female: Eyes Were Watching Big Brother smiling
Ah yo
You are strange things that point
Ah yo
See the little brother feel like vomiting
Ah yo
Husband and wife will not tell you to do
Ah yo
M: like sister brother does not lose
Ah yo
Sister love my little turtle dove
Ah yo
You to hold a pro-pro-
Ah yo
Maomao poke your tongue United States
Ah yo
Women: do not throw like brother sister
Ah yo
Do not love your little turtle dove
Ah yo
Ask you to sing good songs
Ah yo
You not feel ashamed I'm shy
Ah yo
M: Sorry to Sorry
Ah yo
Brother sing tone offended you
Ah yo
Sing a folk song sent to sister
Ah yo
I wish you the longer the beautiful
Ah yo
F: Do you come to me a song
Ah yo
Merry Hill is much more singing
Ah yo
Little place
Ah yo
We are good friends
Yo ah
本帖最后由 ztlaoda 于 2012-6-14 11:58 编辑
楼上非人间产物，神人啊，膜拜。。。。。。
雷到了。。。。。。。{:1_292:}
膜拜上将军
爪机看不了～
路过一下
天朝惊现比萨斜塔～